"Best Gift Set"
It’s on every wedding registry this year, your little nephew’s birthday wishlist, and celebrity Pinterest, even if it isn’t. Finish your gift shopping TODAY, or treat yourself to this highly discounted Carousel Bundle of Wonder.
It’s on every wedding registry this year, your little nephew’s birthday wishlist, and celebrity Pinterest, even if it isn’t. Finish your gift shopping TODAY, or treat yourself to this highly discounted Carousel Bundle of Wonder.
It’s on every wedding registry this year, your little nephew’s birthday wishlist, and celebrity Pinterest, even if it isn’t. Finish your gift shopping TODAY, or treat yourself to this highly discounted Carousel Bundle of Wonder.
Congratulations, you have just found the best gift set for your favorite (or obligatory) couple, friend, family member, or congresswoman this side of the pandemic. All materials used in our products are sourced from a local sawyer saving downed logs in Upstate NY. This practice is known as “Urban Logging.” So, you can brag to your recipient of choice (or yourself…let’s be real here) how environmentally conscious and hip you are.
NEW: LASER ENGRAVING. That’s right, the wait is over! We are now capable of providing this #1 requested personalization option in-house. Plus, every order is personalized with labels during packaging. Just let me know who to make it out to, who it’s from, and if I should write “sincerely” or “love.” (I write “Love” by default, so you better specify on the form if you aren’t ready to make the leap of faith out of the Friendzone). Or, if you are buying for yourself, let me know the name of your favorite superhero. (Enjoy your new swag, Mr. and Mrs. Incredible). You’ll be prompted for information regarding both options during checkout. Items are packaged presentation-ready as seen in the photos, so if you choose to have your order shipped directly to the recipient, you won’t need to feel guilty about not digging out last year’s cross-seasonal wrapping paper.
You (or they) will receive:
-Our flagship 12x18 cutting board; perfectly sized for everyday use
-Our 8x12 solid walnut cutting board; a perfect companion board for serving, placing, displaying, whatever-ing. (Some photos reflect our discontinued 8x12 flagship model; yours will be solid black walnut)
-Our classy floating wine bottle holder, so they can always look fancy
-Walrus Oil® Cutting Board Oil so your gift will last through years of Toddler Tantrums and wine glass condensation rings
-Walrus Wax® Wood Wax so your gift will always be…Waxed
Attending 3 weddings? 4 bar mitzfahs? 7 baby showers? Drop an order for each one in your shopping cart and save yourself the mental strain of shopping for every single lovenut this year. Hitting “Pay Now” is really gonna feel like hitting “DONE.”
*No, the wine is not included, are you crazy? Neither is that sweet knife. Also, no walruses are harmed in the creation of the aforementioned products; this unfortunately named company makes excellent food-grade, vegan, vegetarian, free-range cutting board products without the use of…Walruses. Or any animals whatsoever.
